More vintage delights from the archives of your High Priest


More vintage delights from the archives of your High Priest


🇺🇸MISSION ACCOMPLISHED🇺🇸
As the Buddha Cat Cult exists on multiple planes of real and anti-real “existence”, it endorses no singular vision over any over, as the only vision of importance is that of the High Priest, and therefore exists and a purely apolitical fellowship.
But it extends its sincere congrats to #POTUS and youthful ward #KidRock for winning footballs!🏈
All children should have the chance to live their dreams.
Oh boy, did this #KidRock! 🤘

Recently uncovered artifacts from early renaissance-era digs across Europe are showing just how far back the Buddha Cat Cult influence stretches.
Timeless; unbound by geographical barriers and borders, or the burdens of the conquest of the globe.
Doesn’t that sound nice? Join now or don’t.

BEHOLD!
YOUR HIGH PRIEST SHARES HIS DIVINE VISIONS OF DOOMSDAY’S-FUTURE’S-PAST:
“WHEN THE CREATORS RETURN TO CLEAN UP BEFORE TAKING THEIR COSMICALLY MANDATED LUNCH BREAKS… YOUR DEATHS WILL BE SCORED BY OINGO BOINGO!!”
-YOUR HIGH PRIEST

Good evening, America.
Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I too, like many of you, appreciate the comforts of every day routine – the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any one of you.
But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important events of the past usually associated with someone’s death or the end of some awful bloody struggle; but now, a celebration of a nice holiday, I thought we could mark this November the 5th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to sit down and have a little chat.
There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, orders are being shouted into telephones, and men with guns will soon be on their way.
Why? Because while the truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth.
And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with this country, isn’t there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to object, to think and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission.
How did this happen?
Who’s to blame?
Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you’re looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn’t be? War, terror, disease. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now president Donald Trump.
He promised you order, he promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent.
More than four hundred years ago a great citizen wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the world that fairness, justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives.
So if you’ve seen nothing, if the crimes of this government remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked.
But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me to fight Facisism. Remember to ALWAYS tell Trump, and every one of his Nazi punk-wannabe supporters you encounter, every single day, to FUCK OFF, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall never, ever be forgot…
-Your High Priest (by way of V)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BUDDHA CAT DESIGNATE #7

JACK KEROUAC!!
YOUR HIGH PRIEST BESTOWS UPON YOU ANOTHER YEAR OF SNUGGLES AND MINNOW TREATS FOR A VERY HANDSOME AND BRAVE BOY!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BUDDHA CAT DESIGNATE #6

SADIE QUINN!!
YOUR HIGH PRIEST BESTOWS UPON YOU ANOTHER YEAR OF BELLY SCRATCHES AND CHICKEN TREATS FOR A VERY DESERVING AND SWEET GIRL…

